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Joke of the Day

"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame."

"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on the outside."

"Yo mama so fat.... When she sees a school bus with white kids, she yells ""TWINKIE"""

"Cops in movies keeping guard outside hospital rooms have a 0% success rate."

"Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because her coach was always a pumpkin."

"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"

"I'm devastated. My pet rat Elvis just died. He was caught in a trap"

"Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Why do comedians hate noble gasses? They give no reaction."