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Joke of the Day

"How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb? Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs."

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"

"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first give the WORST leg cramp and you can't even get up fast because the cat is on you."

"Italian wedding invitation , 2 D wedding Rosa Mr ."

"What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia? Aussie Aus-born."

"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."

"I always hang on the rim after I dunk because it's really high up and I'm scared."

"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"