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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"
"I like big NUTS n my pecan pie u other bakers cant deny When a treat comes n with a crust too thin & the crumbs get on my chin It gets FLUNG"
"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"
"All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach."
"Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: ""Beef Jerky!"""
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"
"I'm single by choice Not my choice though, every girl I've ever asked out's choice."
"A wife gets naked ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"
"Guy: so what u up to after this? Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley"