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Joke of the Day

"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"

"In High School they used to call me Big Tim, but it wasn't because of my height, Ladies ;).... .....its because I was Morbidly Obese."

"Teacher asks a question Teacher: ""whoever answers my next question can go home"" Jimmy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""who just threw that?"" Jimmy: ""that was me"""

"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"

"What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? ""Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"""

"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."

"What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings? Legolas"

"My head needed a pat down at airport & I said ""Oh cuz of my extensions!"" TSA lady snapped, ""Girl, hush. Your weave is between you and God."""

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."

"You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome."