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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.."

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"NASA is planning to lasso an asteroid and bring it to the moon? I was unaware NASA had hired Wile E. Coyote to plan their missions."

"Anyone know any good optometry jokes? All the ones I know are cornea."

"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Scorpio's drink water when they're thirsty"" OMG THIS IS SO ME"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS"

"Old experiment #You are now breathing and blinking manually. #also you are aware of your tongue now. Let me know if this worked"

"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution? He was following the Tsar."