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Joke of the Day

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"Next time, instead of complaining about how bad you have it, think about other people, and how to make things bad for them."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that CAN gather information from incomplete data"

"What do you call someone who hasn't heard about Pokemon go Amish"

"Dirty fetish one liner The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it."

"What is the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to stand at the back of the oven."

"I bet sex with a stingray is like fucking a giant pancake."

"How long do you think it will take for gays to find out? That a gay marriage is as much an oxymoron as a gay funeral?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're fat."

"FUN FACT: Teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day."