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Joke of the Day

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"Still haven't mastered the art of gracefully taking off a sweatshirt."

"It's so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn't just a free aerial tour of the city."

"What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky."

"I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's ""The Final Countdown"" during the last 30 seconds."

"Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt? It'd be a waste of time."

"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season? Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children."

"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."