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Joke of the Day

"What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called? One second mom, I'm coming!"

"My wife fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."

"They say you learn alot from your first relationship Ya! That's why i'm not having a second"

"My wife's been nagging me to see the dentist about a tooth extraction. She says getting me to go is like pulling teeth."

"Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit."

"Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!"

"I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race."

"If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything."