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Joke of the Day
"Just got back from the Czech Republic... ...it was Prague-ably the best trip of my life"
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"There are two rules for success: 1) Never reveal everything you know."
"I admire feminists... Especially those with huge tits and a nice juicy ass."
"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"
"A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake"
"Oral exam A mother asks her son how the oral exam was. Son: ""Pious."" Mother: ""What do you mean?"" S: ""The professor asks a question, I cross myself. I give him an answer, he crosses himself."""
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"
"Sometimes when I'm puking I worry I might be pregnant then I remember I'm not Mary And that requires sex Then I laugh And keep puking"
"If I were a piano... ...I'd make sure my life ends on a high note."
"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."