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Joke of the Day
"I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?"
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"I don't believe women have souls. Neither do men. I don't believe in souls."
"why did the chicken cross the road because it was stuck to the farmers knob."
"What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee."
"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"
"I'm a responsible person. People are always saying ""I know you're responsible for this."""
"Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*? GEORGE GRASHINGTON!"
"What did the Chinese man in an unhappy marriage say when he found out his wife faked her death? ""I never bereaved her anyways."""
"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"