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Joke of the Day

"Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!"

"*smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress."

"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."

"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."

"Coining Money. George Washington: We should put ""We Trust In God"" on our money. Thomas Jefferson: Great idea! Did you get that? Yoda: Yep"

"Did you hear what happened to the man who ate too much spaghetti? He pasta way."

"What do you say when you fart on an elevator? Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"

"What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty"

"Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing? Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper."

"What do you call a nun using katana? Nunja."