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Joke of the Day
"I would like to meet the man who invited beer. And buy that guy a beer. Edit: invented."
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"How do you identify a baboon? Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!"
"LPT: If a stranger offers you drugs... Say ""Thank you!"", as drugs are expensive."
"Today my mum told me I wasn't an only child.... Today my mum said that I was an only child. I said, I already knew that mum seeing as dad is in jail for rape."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"Why do Black People hate country music? Because when they hear ""Hoe Down"" they think their sister got shot."
"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."
"What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror? M'self"
"I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen."
"Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"""