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Joke of the Day
"How do you identify a baboon? Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!"
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"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"
"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."
"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."
"Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? Because she used the other to sing"
"This status is dedicated to whatever you're ignoring in real life to read it."
"Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents"
"What's a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"
"Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was... And she said, ""Well, I gotta admit..."""
"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""