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Joke of the Day

"I tried 12 times to fit this joke in the 140 character limit, and I think I've finally done it. A caterpillar walks into a bar and says, ""Wh"

"Post your most offensive joke? Sure. Whats the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven :D"

"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"

"Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it..."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... ...one turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."""

"Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love... Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia."

"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."

"I almost got hit by a car this morning and the scariest part was that my last words would have been ""whoa there chap"""

"I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening."

"I prefer to think in terms of ""good"" cholesterol and ""misunderstood"" cholesterol."