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Joke of the Day

"Post your most offensive joke? Sure. Whats the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven :D"

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."

"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."

"HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world. U tweet and it gets retweeted!"

"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"

"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"

"Why do gay people smoke cigarettes? They love butts in their mouth"

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"What do you call a sweet advertising campaign. A Brand Muffin.... Ill show myself out"

"Just found all my fan letters to Wolverine my wife ""promised"" she mailed stuffed behind the couch. I'm livid."