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Joke of the Day

"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"

"I save so much money by not having any money."

"Your first car is a lot like anal... ...you don't really want it but your stepdad gives it to you anyway."

"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"

"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."

"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."

"I'm getting drunk while depressed. If I have your phone number, now would be a good time to put your phone off."

"How do you use an african man to get people to meet your demands? You black male."

"Why was the ghost sad on Halloween? He ain't have no boo"

"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."