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Joke of the Day
"Good girls go to heaven . . . bad girls make you feel like your there ."
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"Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to ""come inside"" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail."
"Knock Knock ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""No, Who's on first!"""
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