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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas."
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"What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?"
"My neighbor was a vampire When I stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died."
"Just ran into a grammar fanatic out with whom I once made."
"""They're looking for you."" ""Who is?"" ""These nuts"""
"My ex sent me a text saying ""please delete my number..."" I sent one back saying ""who's this?"""
"women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister"
"Part of me says, ""I can't keep drinking like this."" While another says ""Don't listen to her, she's drunk."""
"[Insert Shitty Joke here] APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!"
"What does apathy sound like? I'm Ellen Pao, AMA"