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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas."
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"A blind man walks into a bar... and a stool and a table."
"Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second."
"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!"
"I'm more of a Coca-Cola person... soda speak."
"Have you heard of the hard-working blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."
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"What do you call an undercover cop? A pig in a blanket."
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