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Joke of the Day

"Canadians are easy to identify ... ... you can spot them 1.6 kilometres away."

"I once met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny. Dozen tit."

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't"

"Moses, Jesus and Muhammad are walking into a bar. Cries the barkeeper: ""If this is gonna be a joke that guy has to stay out!"""

"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."

"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."

"What does it sound like when two churches fight? Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!"

"What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? A Teabag."

"Urethra! I've done it! ...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery. ""I don't think that's quite right sir,"" says the patient."

"Nice try, private caller. I don't answer the phone if I know you either."