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Joke of the Day
"I like my Coffee how i like my women Hot."
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"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."
"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."
"What do air and sex have in common? Neither is terribly important until you're not getting any."
"Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy."
"My friend told me that each person creates 10 tons of CO2 a year, and said I should be taking steps to bring that number down so I shot a guy."
"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."
"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"
"Doc: have you been displaying any symptoms of vampirism? Me: I've been.. Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: Coffin. Doc: get out"