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"I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing."
"Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!"
"Q: What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables? A: He threw away their wheelchairs! "
"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."
"I thought it was you A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, ""You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"""
"What were the infinite number of Indian Mathematicians complaining about? That the Hilbert Hotel didn't book Uncountables."
"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""
"One man went to Reddit assuming it as a hotel One man went to reddit assuming it as a hotel and asked: what to eat ? Admin Replayed: Subreddit and guidelines Man: Give me one plate each HA Ha Ha"
"Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it."