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Joke of the Day
"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"
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"[courtroom] Me: ""I OBJECT YOUR HONOR"" Judge: on what grounds? ""LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO"" Prosecutor: he's good Judge: *slams gavel* case dismissed."
"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"
"What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom? Bedlam"
"My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates."
"how do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you put a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"What do gay men and Xbox's have in common? They both get red rings when they're fucked."
"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"
"Me: I didn't get anything this year. Do you think Santa's magic...is running out? Wife: Santa isn't real Me: Don't lie to save my feelings"
"I hate when I click a porn video and I can see myself in the screen while it's loading."