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Joke of the Day

"i talk to dumb ppl the same way i talk to a puppy... ""who's blocking the exit?? WHO? who's blockin' the way!?! YOU are! yes you are!!!"""

"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."

"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"

"EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar... Act now and for just $49.99 you too can experience the intensity and originality of this punchline!"

"Yo mama is so stupid She thought the Hardy-Littlewood inequality was a theorem relating dick sizes."

"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."

"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"

"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""

"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"

"What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !"