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Joke of the Day
"Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?"
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"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!"
"I'm quitting drinking for good. Now I drink for evil."
"Did you hear about the guy who fell in a vat at the eyeglass factory? He really made a spectacle of himself."
"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""
"Sobriety test Cop: You been drinking? Me: No. Cop: Say the alphabet backwards. Me: Alphabet the. Cop: Hilarious. Say each letter. Me: Each letter."
"What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice? Dogecoin."
"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."
"Oral exam A mother asks her son how the oral exam was. Son: ""Pious."" Mother: ""What do you mean?"" S: ""The professor asks a question, I cross myself. I give him an answer, he crosses himself."""