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Joke of the Day

"What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice? Dogecoin."

"A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook! She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!"

"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"

"Have you see the movie constipation? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Salt movie review Gave me hypertension, 16/10."

"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."

"Funny knock knock jokes to use during sex. Keep it going. Knock knock... whos there?... sperm! :D"

"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."

"Canadian spelling is different from American spelling For example they spell the days of the week as Mondeh, Tuesdeh, Wednesdeh..."

"""I want a guy who treats me right, listens to me and makes me feel good. But until then, I'll keep dating a$$holes and complaining."" Women"