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Joke of the Day
"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."
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"My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks ""are you OK?"""
"Difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in a girls ass"
"[Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say"
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"Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution."
"I have got my own private jet, my wife owns rest of the hottub though."