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Joke of the Day

"Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."

"Top Gun was so unrealistic Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle"

"I was skeptical Apple was using child labor until my iPod arrived and engraved on it was, ""Help! So hungry! Send Lunchables!"""

"How many Friend Zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"Did you hear about the detective who failed geometry? He could never get an angle."

"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions."

"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."

"People always talk about starting families... But no one ever talks about finishing what they started."

"A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day."

"A Roman Walks into a Bar He holds up two fingers, and says ""'l'll Have 5 Beers Please"""