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Joke of the Day
"What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash? Jergen's lotion."
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"What did the adrenaline addict say to the serial killer? ""Why are we even friends?"""
"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? They don't fancy each other."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything"
"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."
"How did Jesus get to the other side of the street? He used the Cross Walk."
"First Time Around What do you call your first time masturbating? A first hand experience."
"what does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back **FOUR SECONDS**!"
"Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ? Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible"