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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Comcast and hell ... Hell has better customer service."
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"What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down."
"""Parodies"" or homages or whatever the fuck they are of the ""Got milk?"" ads are worse than AIDS + 9/11 + a 3rd thing you personally hate."
"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"
"Did you hear about the woman who had twelve boobs? Sounds fake, dozen tit?"
"A black man, muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar... And the bartender asks ""What are you having Mr. President?"""
"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."
"Women have closets full of I have nothing to wear.'"