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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbit roaming with a pack of lions? One bad ass rabbit."
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"Knock knock Who's there. Nobody. Nobody who. (And so concludes this joke from my 3yr old. We think it's pretty good.)"
"While it's true that ""ain't NOTHIN' wrong"" with my neighbor Karen's tits, I understand that I don't need to notify her each morning."
"Q: Why are cows always broke? A: The farmers milk them dry."
"What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver."
"If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering ""no weirdos please"" to themselves."
"What does the daddy gun have when he becomes a father? A bb gun."
"Redditors will get this. Replayed jokes."