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Joke of the Day

"What does the daddy gun have when he becomes a father? A bb gun."

"Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law. I know that now."

"An Ethiopian dance party Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling ""Put you hands in the air like you just don't care"""

"I was looking into the sky and I thought, why does that plane look bigger the closer it gets... then it hit me."

"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."

"6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub."

"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."

"A man was stabbed in the stomach in an alley... he was gonna punch him back, but he didn't have the guts."

"Well, that's enough internet for the year. see ya guys in a few days"

"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."