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Joke of the Day

"Redditors will get this. Replayed jokes."

"How do you make an archeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from."

"I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now. About time I got fucked."

"Is mingerbread the opposite of stud muffin?"

"What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook the other hates his book."

"I have a dog. He has no legs. I named him ""Cigarette."" And everyday, I take him for a drag."

"No, I don't want to ""Like"" your business on Facebook. I barely ""Like"" you."

"Do ya know the difference between Scots and Scotch? Ay now. A Scot is a lad that can play the pipes. Scotch is what makes it so that he canna."

"I just realized why my dogs are afraid of thunder. They don't have any balls."

"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"