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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver."
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"Knock knock! Who's there? Hamlet. Hamlet, who? I can't decide."
"I got rid of 300 unnecessary lbs after 6 months. The divorce papers are finalized today."
"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."
"Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven."
"Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour? They're in Greenwich Mean Time."
"Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt."
"Round Sheep A farmer asked me ""Can you help me round up my sheep?"" I said ""How many have you got?"" He said ""78"" I said ""we will call that 80!"""
"[wife yelling in waterpark] ""BRENT SOMEONE IS STEALING THE CAR"" [top of huge slide] K IM STILL GONNA TAKE THE SLIDE DOWN CUZ IT'll BE FASTER"
"My friends hate I when I use smiley faces. They're just childish xD"