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Joke of the Day
"I was so close to a threesome last night... I was only missing 2 people"
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"Why do people who aren't able to celebrate Father's Day... ...get all of February instead?"
"What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D"
"It took me 4 attempts to type ""my dignity"". Autocorrect kept changing it to ""HAHAHAHAHAHA"""
"Why do we call lady parts beavers? Because they devour wood."
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling."
"If you had one match to light a kerosene lamp, fire place, wood-burning stove Which do you light first? The match"
"Abortions occur when the Stork is flying over a ravine, gets tired of carrying things and says ""Fuck this."""
"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"
"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"