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Joke of the Day
"Why do people who aren't able to celebrate Father's Day... ...get all of February instead?"
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"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: describe the suspect ""He was holding a pencil, wishing he was a real artist"" {pencil stops moving} ""And he was crying"""
"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"
"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"
"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."
"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."
"Why didn't Edward leave his house? Because he was Snowden."
"When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."
"STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks."