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Joke of the Day
"Why do people who aren't able to celebrate Father's Day... ...get all of February instead?"
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"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"Playing Frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a Frisbee."
"""I'm sorry"" & ""I apologize"" mean the same thing unless... you're at a funeral."
"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""
"Have you heard of Eats Unwanted Leftovers Man? He's the hero this city feeds"
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? hint: take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way"""
"Artist: I love painting you. Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*"