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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."

"This tweet has been downloaded to your system and is now scanning your hard drive for copyrighted material. Stand by. SCANNING - 23%"

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself."

"Guys, I found a cure for my Alzheimer's!"

"I'd like to think inside your box."

"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"

"My dad just text me, ""I'm fleeing the cuntry."" I'm like, ""Wtf does that mean"". His reply? ""Your mom."""

"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"