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Joke of the Day

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins."

"What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door? It won't be long now..."

"A guy thing. pp"

"My fathers wife bought a ""Christian cookbook"" I didn't even know they had different recipes, I've been eating sin all along."

"Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy"

"What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!"

"Gluten Margarine, Reddit! That's Food-German for ""good morning""."

"What did the Banana say to the other Banana? You're very appealing"