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Joke of the Day
"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."
Next Joke
"I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-("
"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."
"How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"An advent calendar for jehova's witnesses Behind each door, someone tells you to fuck off."
"Capitalization... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."
"What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !"
"what do you call a bear without an ear? **B**"