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Joke of the Day
"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."
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"[dad accidentally steps on the dog] I'm sorry girl, I didn't see you. Are you ok? [dad accidentally steps on me] Why are you on the floor?!"
"Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck."
"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."
"I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide."
"What noise does a ceiling fan make? GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!"
"The worst restaurant in the world is ""wherever you wanna go is fine with me."""
"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."
"Caught my Vegan roommate... Caught my Vegan roommate crying today while chopping onions. These people are taking it too far now!"