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Joke of the Day
"Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children."
Next Joke
"Teacher: ""what does the fat cow give you?"" Student: ""Homework!"""
"If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better or it will be curtains for us."
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."
"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."
"I was two girls away from a threesome last night!!!"
"How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout: ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"""
"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"
"My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow."
"There's nothing sadder than a bald eagle with a combover"