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Joke of the Day

"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"

"What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!"

"What is a similarity between a Rubik's cube and a dick? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

"What do you call a hot guy , who instantly becomes super hot? Sick, he definitely has fever."

"Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around"

"Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change? His Hedge Fund."

"Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?"

"todayilearned nothing"

"Why do they call the hardest group, ""The Group of Death""? Four rosters of boners & you'd want to die too."

"What's the difference between a lobster with implants and an old, dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and one's a crusty bus station."