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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself."

"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."

"Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events? Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!"

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."

"Organised a threesome last night There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress."

"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"

"Why did the burger sit beside the telephone? Incase onion rings"

"My Grandpa Raymond and his wife live in a retirement community for swingers. What are his favorite underwear made out of? Ray on Paulie's Ester"