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Joke of the Day
"Organised a threesome last night There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."
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"Donald Trump and I agree on one thing. We both would like to bang his daughter."
"When someone says ""I love you infinity plus one"" I immediately love them less because of their failure to grasp basic mathematical concepts."
"A 'red list' of endangered species has been released. It includes 'literate people on Facebook' and 'monogamous footballers'."
"If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?"
"How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children? You put a guitar in his hands."
"Ever see a plane flying toward the moon & it looks like it's gonna hit it & then it does & the oceans boil & wolves take over?"
"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."
"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."
"I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B."