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Joke of the Day

"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."

"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."

"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."

"What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from? Reptile disfunction"

"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."

"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."

"What's the key to a good joke? .....................................Timing."

"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."

"Jokes on Me - Said Djoke's girlfriend."

"I know the year isn't quite over, but so far, what are your Top 50 movies of 2012 with Tyler Perry?"