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Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa Raymond and his wife live in a retirement community for swingers. What are his favorite underwear made out of? Ray on Paulie's Ester"

"Interviewer : What are your expectations? Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary"

"I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee"

"Proof that Jesus and his disciples were all Mexicans... It says in the Bible that they all traveled in one accord!"

"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."

"Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition."

"I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed."

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."

"If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!"

"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."