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Joke of the Day
"My Facebook movie is okay, but the book was better."
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"Did you hear about the short psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large"
"Some people don't like telling the truth, others don't like hearing it."
"Even the coffee is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Wait...am I being poisoned? *drinks it anyway*"
"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."
"Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu"
"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."
"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"
"What's the fastest way to kill millions? Just swallow."
"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"