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Joke of the Day
"My Facebook movie is okay, but the book was better."
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"WELCOME TO GYM. [5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE"
"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"
"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""
"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"
"What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant? Carlos Jr."
"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("
"If I had a dollar for every gender created in 2016 I'd have one million dollars, unfortunately it would be in monopoly money because none of them are real."
"ANOTHER BULL NAME Q: What do you call a masturbating bull? A: Beef Strokinoff."