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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every gender created in 2016 I'd have one million dollars, unfortunately it would be in monopoly money because none of them are real."

"What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia? ""M'otherland"""

"Less than 3% of the world's mantis population are atheists."

"The US Government"

"I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone."

"The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat."

"Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went."

"In the final analysis, why did Yu do better than Hu? Hu died and left Yu king. Wait a minute - how can you so sure about what's after death? Who died and left you king? Isn't that what I just said?"

"It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"