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Joke of the Day

"WELCOME TO GYM. [5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE"

"I asked Luke Perry what today's date was, and he said... 9/02/10! This joke is only funny today, once in a lifetime joke! Spread the love"

"You want to know what marriage is like? Think of a prison... Now don't change anything."

"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I had her repost a joke for me that's been posted 5,000 times in the past week"

"When I worked at the shoe store... I was the sole employee."

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"

"My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"""

"Any size pizza is a personal pizza... if you eat it all by yourself"

"I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in."

"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."