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Joke of the Day

"I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms"

"Did you hear about the guy that died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin"

"I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else."

"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."

"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"

"A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345"

"My Dad's Motto My dad always lived by the motto ""work hard, play hard."" Until mum made him seek help for his Viagra addiction."

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"

"When you watch the movie Titanic, it's just the Anic. Because they edit the tits out."

"Worst thing about smoking marijuana nightly is the strong desire to also smoke it morningly, lunchly, afternoonly and allthetimely."