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Joke of the Day
"A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345"
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"Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it Miss."
"I'm gonna kill anyone who says swag... ...They'll call it the yolocaust"
"What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory? HysterISIS"
"I'd say I'm quite good at sex ...but I'm not able to blow my own trumpet"
"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"
"What has wings, but cannot fly. A dead bird."
"Daughter just told me, ""Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."" One day her picture will be on money."
"There's a sign at the airport in Pristina Welcome to Kosovo Your car is already here"
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash."