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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe? BeCause it's to cold, long a swim"

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"The best joke ever April fools"
"What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking? Both have panties half-off."
"A woman got breast implants made of wood... It would be funny if this joke had a punch line... wooden tit"
"At the restaurant I heard a lady say her taco was too salty. My wife had to leap over the table and cover my mouth before I said something."
"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."
"What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck"
"Did you hear about the Irish paper boy? He blew away."
"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"
"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."