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Joke of the Day

"A woman got breast implants made of wood... It would be funny if this joke had a punch line... wooden tit"

"What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it ""an apology""? ""Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"""

"How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"

"Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one"

"What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common? Matching uniforms."

"So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic."

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."